1 00:00:02,965 --> 00:00:04,655 - People like to pretend 2 00:00:04,724 --> 00:00:06,068 that when you get older, 3 00:00:06,137 --> 00:00:08,448 you get more secure about yourself. 4 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:11,344 But in reality, your self-esteem 5 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:14,482 can get as low as your titties. 6 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:17,172 And then a midlife crisis can set in. 7 00:00:17,241 --> 00:00:19,310 And gray hairs start poppin' up in areas 8 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:21,793 that you never thought you would see it. 9 00:00:21,862 --> 00:00:24,793 It's almost like God trying to be funny, y'all. 10 00:00:24,862 --> 00:00:28,620 That's why I stopped shaving July 31st. 11 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:30,275 'Cause I wasn't gonna walk around 12 00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:32,379 with no bald head pussy. 13 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:35,931 We all have realize that it's a blessing to get old. 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,896 Because... 15 00:00:38,965 --> 00:00:41,275 because... 16 00:00:41,344 --> 00:00:42,896 Fuck it, y'all, I was trying to make up something 17 00:00:42,965 --> 00:00:44,586 to make me feel good. 18 00:00:44,655 --> 00:00:47,517 We'll just start the fucking show. 19 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:58,034 [crickets chirping] 20 00:01:11,551 --> 00:01:13,965 - Terry, turn the light off. 21 00:01:14,034 --> 00:01:17,137 Terry? 22 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:22,068 What the hell? 23 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:23,517 - What's goin' on? 24 00:01:23,586 --> 00:01:25,206 - Why are women fucking on your phone? 25 00:01:25,275 --> 00:01:26,344 - What--what--what? 26 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:29,275 It--it--it was just a pop up. 27 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:32,517 I was just--I was just watching a game. 28 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:34,000 - When a nigga start moaning 29 00:01:34,068 --> 00:01:37,206 when they make a touchdown, Terry? 30 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:38,517 - Babe, baby. Look now-- 31 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:39,793 - Don't baby me. 32 00:01:39,862 --> 00:01:41,758 Why you watching porn while I'm sleep? 33 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:45,172 You coulda just woke me up and let me say no like a real wife. 34 00:01:45,241 --> 00:01:46,827 - Shh! 35 00:01:46,896 --> 00:01:48,655 Keep it down. The kids are sleeping. 36 00:01:48,724 --> 00:01:50,413 - I was sleeping too until you woke me up 37 00:01:50,482 --> 00:01:54,275 to titty-titty bang-bang 38 00:01:54,344 --> 00:01:56,379 - Okay, baby, look. I'm sorry. 39 00:01:56,448 --> 00:01:57,931 All right? Okay? 40 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,965 Look, I-I-I wasn't even gonna finish off with that mess. 41 00:02:01,034 --> 00:02:04,448 I was saving the rest for you. 42 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:07,344 - I don't block other bitches' blessing. 43 00:02:07,413 --> 00:02:08,758 - Wait, wait, hey-- hey, babe look, let me-- 44 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:10,448 let me just explain to you, all right? 45 00:02:10,517 --> 00:02:12,379 Now I was just watching-- - Terry, take your ass to bed 46 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:15,413 and keep your hands where I can see 'em. 47 00:02:22,206 --> 00:02:24,068 - ♪ Hop on, it's time to go ♪ 48 00:02:24,137 --> 00:02:27,310 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 49 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,241 - Good morning, kids. - Good morning, parentals. 50 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:32,620 - Good morning. - You want some coffee, Pat? 51 00:02:32,689 --> 00:02:34,862 - Yep, I like my coffee like you like your women, 52 00:02:34,931 --> 00:02:37,517 fresh and hot. 53 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:38,862 - You know I don't like my women fresh and hot. 54 00:02:38,931 --> 00:02:41,517 I like you. 55 00:02:44,482 --> 00:02:47,000 You know what I meant. - I know what you said. 56 00:02:47,068 --> 00:02:48,344 - You guys okay? 57 00:02:48,413 --> 00:02:49,620 - We all right. - We're fine. 58 00:02:49,689 --> 00:02:50,827 - Okay. Oh, hey, Dad. 59 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,068 - Yeah. 60 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,689 - Can you drop us off a little early? 61 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,827 I wanna talk to my teacher about some extra credit. 62 00:02:55,896 --> 00:02:57,068 - Yeah, sure, no problem. 63 00:02:57,137 --> 00:02:59,620 Ain't like I got no place to go. 64 00:03:01,586 --> 00:03:03,517 - What is wrong with you? 65 00:03:03,586 --> 00:03:05,586 - And hurry up so I can get back home 66 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:07,137 and finish fixing that wall. 67 00:03:07,206 --> 00:03:09,068 - You wouldn't finish that wall even if you got help 68 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:10,689 from Home Depot. - Watch! 69 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,586 I'm gonna put a smile back on your face. 70 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,586 All right, y'all, let's head on out. 71 00:03:20,551 --> 00:03:23,793 - Bye, Ma. - For the record, 72 00:03:23,862 --> 00:03:25,827 going to school early could be considered child abuse. 73 00:03:25,896 --> 00:03:29,034 - Boy, get your ass out of here. 74 00:03:29,103 --> 00:03:31,000 - Junebug? 75 00:03:31,068 --> 00:03:34,103 Why got on them old, raggedy tennis shoes? 76 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,551 We just bought you some new ones. 77 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,103 - But these vintage kicks are in. 78 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:39,172 - You know, your daddy don't like old tennis shoes. 79 00:03:39,241 --> 00:03:40,551 He like them new one 80 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,586 with the big tongue and the chunky bottoms. 81 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:45,793 - Not from what I can see. 82 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:47,965 All he wears is them old black ones. 83 00:03:48,034 --> 00:03:51,517 - Yeah. I like them old black ones. 84 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:55,275 They're my favorite one. - Get on out of here. 85 00:03:55,344 --> 00:03:57,655 - Oh, baby, could you-- could you, 86 00:03:57,724 --> 00:04:00,241 you know, keep this between us? 87 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,689 I mean, all I need right now 88 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:03,586 is your loud ass sister getting into my business. 89 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:06,413 - I ain't gonna tell Denise. - Thank you. 90 00:04:09,413 --> 00:04:11,310 - Hey, Pat-Pat. - Girl, you know I caught 91 00:04:11,379 --> 00:04:15,206 Terry watching porn last night? 92 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:18,517 - Girl, you know, they got a term for men who watch porn. 93 00:04:18,586 --> 00:04:20,103 It's called normal shit. 94 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:22,103 - Don't play with me-- you the same person 95 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:23,344 who broke up with Darnell 96 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:24,896 when you caught him watching porn. 97 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:28,310 - Correction, I caught Darnell watching tickle porn. 98 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:30,206 - What the hell is tickle porn? 99 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:32,413 - Grown ass men in they drawers tickling each other. 100 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:35,620 Oof, I was scared. 101 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:37,827 - Well, Terry ain't into no shit like that. 102 00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:39,896 It was just a bunch of little young skinny bitches. 103 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:41,517 - Well, what do young and skinny bitches 104 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:43,137 got to do with you? - Not a damn thing, 105 00:04:43,206 --> 00:04:45,379 but you should've seen them, girl. 106 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:47,241 They was like... 107 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:50,241 [moaning and grunting] 108 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:53,413 [shouting] 109 00:04:58,241 --> 00:05:00,482 Girl, if I let Terry hit me from the back like that, 110 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:03,103 my titty would knock me the fuck out. 111 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,551 Do you think he think I'm still attractive? 112 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:10,724 - Oh, girl, I ain't 'bout to do this BS with you. 113 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:13,413 That man married you knowing that you unemployed, 114 00:05:13,482 --> 00:05:14,827 can't cook, and curse like a sailor. 115 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:16,689 - Hell that's supposed to mean? 116 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:19,034 - That you're lucky Terry got bad taste. 117 00:05:21,517 --> 00:05:22,758 Now, see, you gonna need to call 118 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:24,275 one of Terry's young bitches 119 00:05:24,344 --> 00:05:26,862 and have her bend down and pick these oranges up for you. 120 00:05:29,931 --> 00:05:32,241 - And five more. And four. 121 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:34,137 - Come on baby. - And three. 122 00:05:34,206 --> 00:05:35,517 - Come for mama. - And two. 123 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,034 - Ain't you gonna bust or what? 124 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,413 - And one. 125 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:40,896 And five more on the ground. 126 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,000 Last set, 127 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:45,517 and five, four, 128 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:47,862 and three, and two. 129 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,000 And I think we got ten more left in us. 130 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:52,413 - No, the fuck we don't. 131 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:55,137 - [groaning] 132 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:57,034 Come on, Pat-Pat. 133 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:58,517 We were almost there. 134 00:05:58,586 --> 00:06:01,068 - That nigga trying to kill us. 135 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:03,655 And why are you breathing so hard with your skinny ass? 136 00:06:03,724 --> 00:06:05,206 I thought you was in shape. 137 00:06:05,275 --> 00:06:08,862 - Oh, please, my insides look like your outside. 138 00:06:10,206 --> 00:06:12,586 Fuck this. 139 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:15,206 Let's get some soul food delivered. 140 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,517 - I would love some soul food, but I gotta get in shape, 141 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,586 'cause Terry looking at these young hos. 142 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:20,896 - Girl, if you don't get a grip. 143 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:24,758 You married to Terry Carson, not Terry Crews. 144 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:28,448 - Maybe you right. - Ah, no, I get it. 145 00:06:28,517 --> 00:06:29,724 - Look, watch this. 146 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:30,724 - Y'all picked up a new contract. 147 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:34,517 - Oh, I'm so hot and thirsty. 148 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:40,413 I'm so hot and thirsty. 149 00:06:40,482 --> 00:06:42,586 This water is so wet. 150 00:06:42,655 --> 00:06:45,034 - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 151 00:06:45,103 --> 00:06:48,379 - You like that. 152 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:50,655 I'll wash it if you want it. 153 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:53,448 - Right, well, just tell them that I'm available. 154 00:06:53,517 --> 00:06:55,137 I'm sorry, baby. I'm on the phone. 155 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:58,172 Yeah. Yeah. 156 00:06:59,965 --> 00:07:02,275 All right, all right, all right. 157 00:07:02,344 --> 00:07:05,793 - Oh, Pat-Pat. 158 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:09,413 That was embarrassing. 159 00:07:09,482 --> 00:07:11,827 But you probably should still wash it. 160 00:07:15,448 --> 00:07:17,068 So what you wanna do now? 161 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,137 - Go shopping and fuck up his credit. 162 00:07:21,137 --> 00:07:24,034 [doorbell chimes] 163 00:07:27,482 --> 00:07:29,103 - Hello, ladies. 164 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:31,241 - Hello, Elizabeth. Oh, Ryan is not here. 165 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,862 - No, I just came by 166 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:34,965 to pick up the jacket that he left over here. 167 00:07:35,034 --> 00:07:36,689 - Remember you called earlier and I told you 168 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:38,344 Junebug would bring it to school on Monday? 169 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:40,103 - I know. Okay. 170 00:07:40,172 --> 00:07:43,448 To be honest, I just needed to get out of the house. 171 00:07:43,517 --> 00:07:45,724 - Well, come the fuck on in then. 172 00:07:47,724 --> 00:07:51,068 Today is my divorce anniversary. 173 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,068 - They celebrate that shit? - Yes. 174 00:07:54,137 --> 00:07:57,068 With tears and vodka. 175 00:07:57,137 --> 00:07:58,413 Ryan is gone with his dad 176 00:07:58,482 --> 00:08:00,827 and then my book club meeting was canceled. 177 00:08:00,896 --> 00:08:02,827 So it was either drive over here, 178 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:06,655 sit at home and cry, or just watch old wedding videos. 179 00:08:06,724 --> 00:08:10,758 - Goddamn, that's depressing. - I know. 180 00:08:10,827 --> 00:08:13,413 - Junebug, Ryan mama here for his jacket. 181 00:08:13,482 --> 00:08:17,655 - If I called Ryan like that, he would just ignore me. 182 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:19,241 - Child, if Junebug ever ignored me, 183 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:23,241 he'll be on Black Mama Murder Mysteries. 184 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:25,793 - Hey, Miss Patterson. Here you go. 185 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,758 - Oh. Thanks. 186 00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:29,344 - Oh, when is Ryan coming home? 187 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:32,896 - Well, that is up to his father's new girlfriend. 188 00:08:32,965 --> 00:08:35,965 She wants him to bond with her spoiled kids 189 00:08:36,034 --> 00:08:39,379 and Ryan hates them. - He said they were cool. 190 00:08:39,448 --> 00:08:42,448 - He hates them! 191 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:45,206 I'm sorry. - You okay, Elizabeth? 192 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,137 - Yeah. Can I get you anything? 193 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:49,310 Water, coffee? 194 00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:52,000 A cheap hit man? 195 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:53,758 Never mind. I know just what you need. 196 00:08:53,827 --> 00:08:54,931 Pat, you got some more of that vodka? 197 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,586 - We out of vodka. - Oh, I'm not. 198 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:03,517 What, you don't carry an emergency bottle in your purse? 199 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,172 - No, the only thing I keep in my purse is crumbs, 200 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,862 Kotex, and cocoa butter. 201 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:12,551 - I'm sorry. I mean, it's been a year. 202 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,000 I don't--I don't know why it's still get so worked up. 203 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:16,379 - Who idea was it to get a divorce? 204 00:09:16,448 --> 00:09:19,517 - It was his and it came out of nowhere. 205 00:09:19,586 --> 00:09:21,862 I mean, he had a gambling problem 206 00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:24,137 and then a whole other family I knew nothing about, 207 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:27,482 but besides that we were perfect. 208 00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:32,103 I should have noticed that he started losing interest. 209 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,310 - Really? - Oh, please, Pat. 210 00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:37,000 Don't even think about it. I mean, just 'cause Elizabeth 211 00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:39,655 couldn't satisfy her husband doesn't mean that you don't. 212 00:09:39,724 --> 00:09:42,827 No shade, but the sun is gone. 213 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,310 - I know, I really do need to get myself together. 214 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:51,275 - Who you telling? - Ooh, I have an idea. 215 00:09:51,344 --> 00:09:53,034 We're going to the club. 216 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:55,655 - The club, Denise? What that's supposed to help? 217 00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:59,000 - Well, it's supposed to help y'all to not be so damn boring. 218 00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:01,620 Up here thinking about some man's opinion 219 00:10:01,689 --> 00:10:03,068 when what you need to do 220 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:05,827 is spend time with yourself, for yourself. 221 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:09,724 - I don't know what that is. 222 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:13,551 - Okay, well, when was the last time you pleasured yourself? 223 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:15,793 - You mean like with a sex toy? 224 00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:18,206 - If I bought a sex toy and it got stuck, 225 00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:21,310 who the fuck gonna help me get it out? 226 00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:27,000 - Well, it better be Terry, 'cause I ain't touching it. 227 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:30,103 Y'all really need to grow up, especially you, Elizabeth. 228 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,206 - [scoffs] - Now we're going out tonight 229 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:33,724 like the bad bitches that we are. 230 00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,724 - Are you crazy? 231 00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:37,310 I haven't gotten out like that in years. 232 00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:39,206 Not since I staged my own kidnapping. 233 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:44,896 - You weird as fuck. 234 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:47,000 - And when was the last time you went out, Pat? 235 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:48,862 And a comedy club don't count. 236 00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,241 - The last time I went out, me and Terry 237 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:53,310 head on matching Fat Albert Fubu outfits. 238 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:57,241 - Oh, hell no. Okay. 239 00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:01,620 So, I heard about this club called the Sanctuary 240 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:03,241 and it's just 40 minutes outside of town. 241 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:05,137 - Sounds like an adventure I'm in. 242 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,793 - Yes! She's in, okay. 243 00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,965 Now you, Pat. You in? 244 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,896 You gotta stop being a control freak 245 00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:14,586 and learn how to be a freak-freak. 246 00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:16,206 - Yeah. 247 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:19,137 - And I know just what to do with you guys' looks. 248 00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:22,413 We about to be on some real hot girl shit. 249 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,793 - [squealing] 250 00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:26,724 I've always wanted to be a hot girl. 251 00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,724 - I mean, I could use a night out with the girls, 252 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:35,448 but Terry will lose his mind if he found out I went to a club. 253 00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,655 - Oh, stop being a punk, okay? 254 00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:40,724 I mean, and if you're really scared that Terry is over you, 255 00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:43,206 you might want to start doing some things by yourself. 256 00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:45,551 - Girl, the only way Terry could get rid of me 257 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:48,448 is if I killed him. 258 00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,275 - Look, I just heard Auntie 259 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,275 tell Ma that if her and Dad break up. 260 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,413 She's gotta get used to doing things on her own. 261 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,275 - You know anything out of 262 00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:01,172 Aunt Denise's mouth should be taken with a gallon of salt. 263 00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:03,862 - I know, but you know, 264 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,068 they were acting weird this morning at breakfast. 265 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:08,344 Remember, arguing about that coffee? 266 00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,206 - Arguing is their love language. 267 00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:11,931 - But what if they get a divorce? 268 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,965 - Okay, look, do not say that. 269 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,896 All right, they're... 270 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,689 they're probably just under a lot of pressure. 271 00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:21,206 Now we need to do everything we can to help out around here. 272 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:24,379 Make it easier on them, you know? 273 00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:26,931 - Yeah, you're right. 274 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,689 - All right. Well, your time is up. 275 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,206 Bye-bye. 276 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,965 - All right. 277 00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:36,000 Well...since they're stressed 278 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,896 and we're doing our part... 279 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:42,241 you wouldn't mind signing this report card for me? 280 00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:56,862 - Really? - Think about it. 281 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:01,896 - Yes, yes, yes, a long shot is better than no shot. 282 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,655 [chuckles] Yeah, 283 00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:05,448 I applied for my Indiana ID. 284 00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:06,827 No, it ain't came yet, 285 00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:08,965 but I got my permit to prove that it's coming. 286 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:13,034 Yeah. Good looking out, Jay, peace. 287 00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:15,862 Hey, baby, have you seen my Indiana work permit? 288 00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:20,103 - It's in the top drawer. - Okay. 289 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:21,758 - Denise wants me to go to the Sanctuary tonight. 290 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,000 Ain't that crazy? 291 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,931 - Denise? Why she wanna go there? 292 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,448 - 'Cause Elizabeth was feeling down 293 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,931 and she thinks it will lift her spirit. 294 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,034 And then she gonna have the nerve to ask me 295 00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,068 do I wanna go and I told her-- 296 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:34,172 - Have fun. - What? 297 00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,931 - I said have fun. I'll see you when you get back. 298 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,965 - You really don't care? 299 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,241 - I'm shocked, but I don't care. 300 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,448 You should go more often. Have a good time. 301 00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:47,000 - [sighs] 302 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,931 - How can you study when life as we know is about to change? 303 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,758 - Would you shut up about that? 304 00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:58,896 Mom and Dad fight and make up. 305 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,931 They're creatures of habit. It's fine. 306 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,931 - You might want to check your bank account. 307 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,034 'Cause somebody ordered some bad bitches. 308 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:12,068 - And they were expensive. 309 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:14,758 [squealing] 310 00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,413 Oh, in case you don't recognize me, it's me. 311 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,482 It's Ryan's mom. 312 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,000 - Yeah, and how you guys like your auntie's make-over skills? 313 00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:24,413 Don't she look fly? 314 00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:26,965 - She looks like the white version of you. 315 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,379 - Oh, thank you! - Thank you! 316 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,206 - Pat, get your ass down here. 317 00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:36,620 - I don't wanna go nowhere looking like this. 318 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:39,206 - Pat, you said you would let me take the lead. 319 00:14:39,275 --> 00:14:41,965 Now get down here. You look great. 320 00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:52,275 - I look like a goddamn Tully Tucker. 321 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:54,965 - Would you stop it? You look like me. 322 00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:57,931 - You look like a goddamn Tully Tucker. 323 00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:03,586 - Wow, Ma. Uh...wow. 324 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,000 - Ditto. 325 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,586 - Oh, just forget it. 326 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,586 Okay, Elizabeth, now before we go in, 327 00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:11,517 you should let me lay them edges down for you. 328 00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:14,344 - White people don't have no edges. 329 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,379 - Okay, well, let me lay your corners down for you. 330 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,965 - Let's do it, let's do it! - I got everything in my purse. 331 00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:20,172 We can do it in Pat's car. 332 00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:23,137 We 'bout to break some hearts tonight. 333 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,241 - If we don't break our fucking ankles first. 334 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,931 - Wait, is Daddy going with you? 335 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,034 - Yeah, he should be back from the hardware store any second. 336 00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:32,620 - Hell no, y'all make sure y'all don't stay up too late. 337 00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:39,103 - See, I told you! What are we gonna do now? 338 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,551 - It's so nice to see Black people again. 339 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,034 - Now I know you ladies have been 340 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:44,275 off the market for a while. 341 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,379 So, let me give y'all the new rules. 342 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,689 Do not leave your drink uncovered 343 00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:50,000 because they will drug you 344 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,896 and drag your ass right out this club. 345 00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:53,517 - Girl, I got on a spike. 346 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,931 If they can get this off, they can get some pussy and a tit. 347 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,862 - Rule number two. 348 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:01,896 If you lock eyes with somebody, turn away after 1.2 seconds. 349 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:03,448 - And what if I look longer? 350 00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,758 - Well, then he going to be on your flat ass all night. 351 00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:07,551 Y'all ready? - You good. 352 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,379 Y'all don't need IDs. - [laughs] 353 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:10,689 - See that? See, 354 00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,344 when you're a bad bitch you don't need ID. 355 00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:15,379 - If that's the case, I'ma need to see y'all's IDs. 356 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,206 - People fuckin' young as hell in this club. 357 00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:24,172 I can see they umbilical cords. 358 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:29,586 - Damn, I left my wedding ring. 359 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,137 - You good. Nobody checking for you. 360 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,103 - Fuck you! 361 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:36,896 - Let's take a selfie. 362 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,310 - Hey, aunties, you holding up my line--get. 363 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,620 - I don't even have a nephew. 364 00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:52,137 [squeals] - Ooh, I look delicious. 365 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:55,793 - Ew, delete that. - Yes, please, I look fat. 366 00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,137 - That's for my page. 367 00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:59,793 I don't give a fuck about y'all. 368 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:02,862 "Girls' night out." Bam. 369 00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:05,310 [dance music playing] 370 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:06,862 - Goddamn, when'd they start putting 371 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:09,655 fireworks on the drinks? 372 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,413 - Excuse me, miss, but can I get-- 373 00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:13,034 - Nigga, with all this chocolate up here, 374 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,137 the first thing you gonna do is approach 375 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,448 the first white woman you see? 376 00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:17,517 - Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself. 377 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,379 - Old self-hating ass nigga. 378 00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,413 - I was just going to check y'all's coats. 379 00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:24,310 - Oh, hell yeah, huh. 380 00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,206 - Assholes. 381 00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,448 - What's up, ladies? - Hey! 382 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,827 - Now which one of you old bitches 383 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,344 done got they heart broke? 384 00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,413 - The bitch who ain't gonna give you no tip tonight. 385 00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:38,310 - Ooh! - And we're not old bitches. 386 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,206 We're bad bitches. 387 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:42,517 - Oh. Well, in that case, 388 00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:45,551 I'm gon' make you cougars my specialty, 389 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,068 'cause it look like you need it. 390 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:51,206 I call it the "step your pussy up in the moonlight." 391 00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:53,655 - That sounds good. Give me a virgin. 392 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,862 - Hold the fuck up. What is in it? 393 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:58,655 - I can't tell you that, but what I can tell you 394 00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,344 is it's gonna make you cougars forget 395 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,137 about whatever you came in here for in the first place 396 00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:06,206 and you just might suck a dick. 397 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,862 - Okay. - Make mine a double. 398 00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:12,551 - Give me a water called "dick give me vertigo." 399 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,344 - Oh, chill. 400 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,448 - Ooh, a table. 401 00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:18,241 - ♪ I'ma drop it like it's hot ♪ 402 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,724 - When did the young hos start coming to the club 403 00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:21,103 in they underwear? 404 00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:24,137 They're gonna get pneumonia in their asses. 405 00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,379 - Why are those men staring at us? 406 00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:30,241 - Look away, bitch. I said 1.2 seconds. 407 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,137 Now go on-- 1.2 seconds. 408 00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,586 They are fine though. 409 00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,137 - Them niggas trying to get our Social Security checks. 410 00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:43,724 - Oh, sh--God... 411 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,241 - You need some help? 412 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,931 - No, no, I got it. 413 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,931 I just want to get this done before your mother gets home. 414 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,793 - If she ever comes back home. 415 00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:54,758 - What? 416 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:57,517 - Nothing. 417 00:18:57,586 --> 00:19:00,034 - Are you and Ma okay? - We're fine. 418 00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,896 Why? - I don't know. 419 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:06,241 It's just, things feel a little off with you guys. 420 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:09,620 - Well... Daddy messed up a little bit, 421 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:12,655 but building that wall is gonna go a long way 422 00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:15,620 in getting me out the doghouse. 423 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:17,482 - Wait. 424 00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:20,724 You think fixing that wall is all you have to do? 425 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,586 - Of course not, you know, 426 00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:26,344 I still got to go get some waffle fries from Chick-fil-A. 427 00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,931 - [groans] 428 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,793 I can't--I can't talk to him. 429 00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:35,586 - I got this. - You got what? 430 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:38,000 - You know what, Dad, Mom-- - Nothing--nothing. 431 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,310 - Uh... - You know... 432 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,068 Ma was looking really good tonight. 433 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:45,275 - Oh, she always look good. 434 00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:46,724 Especially, you know, on those rare occasions 435 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,551 when she go to church, like tonight. 436 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,827 - She told you she was going to church? 437 00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:54,482 - Yeah, with Denise. 438 00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,931 - Aunt Denise? And--Dad, you-- 439 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,379 - That is good! [laughs nervously] 440 00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:03,068 - Uh... What--what's going on here? 441 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:06,344 - Nothing. - I don't think so. 442 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,413 Knowing your auntie... [laughs] 443 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,689 She probably posting some heathen mess 444 00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,724 about their church right now online. 445 00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:15,448 - Don't do it. 446 00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:21,689 - I heard somebody was getting wet! 447 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:24,724 both: Dick tonight! - Turn up! 448 00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:28,206 - What the hell? This ain't no church! 449 00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:31,965 - But it is the Sanctuary. 450 00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:34,517 - And if she said she was going to the sanctuary, 451 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,896 then technically she didn't lie. 452 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,448 - Yeah. I mean, 453 00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:41,551 maybe she wanted to go out so she could feel special. 454 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,931 - But I make her feel special. 455 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,551 - I'm not saying you don't, but... 456 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,551 sometimes you gotta be reminded 457 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,206 when you need it the most. - Huh. 458 00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:54,413 You know what? I got an idea. 459 00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:55,827 - Where are you going? 460 00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:59,551 - To church. I hope I can find my Fubu. 461 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,620 - [panting] 462 00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:07,103 - These new dances is out of control. 463 00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:09,862 - Girl, who you telling? I feel like I need a condom 464 00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:13,034 just to two step. 465 00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:16,931 What are you doing? 466 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,241 - Checking on the kids. - Girl, them kids are fine. 467 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:23,448 - Terry might be hungry. - He cook better than you, Pat. 468 00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,206 I mean, you came here to have a good time. 469 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,827 - [sighs] 470 00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:28,344 [laughs] 471 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,896 - Hey, Becky, how that drink treat you? 472 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:33,379 - Oh, I feel like, for the first time in my life, 473 00:21:33,448 --> 00:21:35,586 I can feel my vagina. 474 00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:37,448 - That mean that motherfucker working hard. 475 00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:40,137 - [squeals] 476 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:43,517 - I saw you out there, Elizabeth--you got some moves. 477 00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:44,965 - Oh, well, thank you. 478 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:47,413 And my husband said Hip-Hop Abs wouldn't pay off. 479 00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:49,758 Well, go to hell, Evan! 480 00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:52,379 - She didn't say they was good moves. 481 00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:55,965 - Y'all, I'm exhausted. 482 00:21:56,034 --> 00:21:57,862 - Me too, I couldn't dance another-- 483 00:21:57,931 --> 00:21:59,103 - You wanna dance? 484 00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:01,379 - You bet your tight little ass I do. 485 00:22:01,448 --> 00:22:03,517 - [laughs] 486 00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:04,931 - I'm ready to go. 487 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,172 - Oh, Pat, you never even got here. 488 00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:08,655 - What are you talking about? 489 00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:10,000 - I'm saying that your body is here, 490 00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:11,689 but your mind is at home with Terry and kids. 491 00:22:11,758 --> 00:22:13,655 - He's probably worried about me. 492 00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,275 - Then let him worry. - But I can't. 493 00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:17,344 - You been sitting here all night. 494 00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:18,758 You wanna dance? 495 00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:21,068 - No, baby, I'm on three different medications 496 00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:23,689 and it is past my bedtime. I'm an old bitch. 497 00:22:23,758 --> 00:22:25,586 - Just one dance. - Yeah. 498 00:22:25,655 --> 00:22:27,310 Pat, it's just one dance. 499 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:30,448 I mean, plus we can't leave until Elizabeth stops dancing 500 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,379 or gets her ass beat for hitting somebody 501 00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:34,586 while dancing, whichever comes first. 502 00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:40,655 - Okay. Ooh, this young nigga strong. 503 00:22:45,379 --> 00:22:47,586 [dance music playing] 504 00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:50,000 - ♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ♪ 505 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,827 ♪ Up in here, up in here ♪ 506 00:22:51,896 --> 00:22:54,482 - What the fuck? 507 00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:57,241 [laughs] Goddamn. 508 00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:00,103 [laughs] 509 00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:03,379 ♪ ♪ 510 00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:04,965 - What the hell? 511 00:23:05,034 --> 00:23:07,724 - What the hell are you doing here? 512 00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,379 - What the hell are you doing up in here? 513 00:23:09,448 --> 00:23:10,931 - What's happening, T.D Jakes? 514 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,620 You're trying to put these titties in a sandwich? 515 00:23:12,689 --> 00:23:14,448 - I'll put you in the sandwich, lil' shrimp. 516 00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:16,137 - Terry, calm down. 517 00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:17,827 - Don't tell me to calm down, Denise. 518 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,379 You lied about going to church so you could come down here 519 00:23:20,448 --> 00:23:22,965 and twerk on a chitlin circuit Drake! 520 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,724 - You the one looking at young bitches, 521 00:23:24,793 --> 00:23:27,000 like I done hit my expiration date. 522 00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:30,586 - Hi, I am Elizabeth. I'm Ryan's mom. 523 00:23:30,655 --> 00:23:32,862 You have a lovely home. 524 00:23:32,931 --> 00:23:35,931 - Is this the type of young bitches that you like Terry? 525 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,827 The young heifers that was on your phone? 526 00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:39,586 - I thought we left all that in the past. 527 00:23:39,655 --> 00:23:41,034 - You thought wrong. 528 00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:42,793 - Hey, y'all gonna have to take this outside. 529 00:23:42,862 --> 00:23:44,137 - Hey, you better get your hands off of me, bro. 530 00:23:44,206 --> 00:23:46,827 - Get your motherfucking hands up off of him. 531 00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:48,793 - I knew your ass was tripping when I first saw you. 532 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,965 - I know you ain't talking to my wife like that. 533 00:23:51,034 --> 00:23:54,172 - I am, now don't make me drag y'all old asses out of here. 534 00:23:54,241 --> 00:23:56,000 - Man, you and what army? 535 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:59,448 - E Bombay. 536 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:01,000 - This nigga really got an army. 537 00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:03,241 - It's just four against two. They still outnumber. 538 00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:06,551 - No, it's four against three. - Four and a half. 539 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:08,172 And I'm getting my attorney on the phone. 540 00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:11,206 - We gonna leave when we good and ready. 541 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,448 - Damn right. 542 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:13,689 [gunshots] 543 00:24:13,758 --> 00:24:16,034 [people screaming] 544 00:24:19,517 --> 00:24:22,034 - Oh, my God! 545 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:27,241 - Oh! It was most fun ever. 546 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:29,896 Oh, you know, I've never been shot at before. 547 00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,586 - Girl, there's nobody shooting at you. 548 00:24:31,655 --> 00:24:32,758 - It's just the way the black clubs 549 00:24:32,827 --> 00:24:34,379 let you know that they're closing. 550 00:24:34,448 --> 00:24:36,172 - All right. Come on, Elizabeth. 551 00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:38,862 Let me drive your little ass home. 552 00:24:38,931 --> 00:24:40,827 - And you can take my car. - Yeah. 553 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,931 'Cause she ain't got no car. 554 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,896 - Don't do that. You won't get it back. 555 00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:47,206 - He lying. 556 00:24:47,275 --> 00:24:50,724 I'ma bring your car back in the morning. 557 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,689 'Cause I got to go by my new piece house. 558 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,724 - Oh, you go, girl. You have at it. 559 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:58,551 - Oh, my God, I love hanging with white people. 560 00:25:02,724 --> 00:25:05,000 - Hey, baby, um... 561 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:08,689 I'm sorry about making you feel insecure. 562 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:12,034 I mean, you know, not that I'm opposed to it, 563 00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:15,965 but I don't really watch porn like that. 564 00:25:16,034 --> 00:25:19,862 I just needed a distraction. 565 00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:22,482 - A distraction from what? - [sighs] 566 00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:25,275 Just for something to 567 00:25:25,344 --> 00:25:29,758 keep my mind off of feeling useless around here. 568 00:25:29,827 --> 00:25:32,137 - You're never useless. - I know, 569 00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:35,896 but it's just hard remembering that sometimes. 570 00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:39,379 - I'm here to remind you of that. 571 00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:43,034 - You don't know how lucky 572 00:25:43,103 --> 00:25:46,620 you make me feel 573 00:25:46,689 --> 00:25:48,310 to have you in my corner. 574 00:25:48,379 --> 00:25:52,000 I mean, even though you saw what you saw... 575 00:25:52,068 --> 00:25:56,310 I only have eyes and lips for you. 576 00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:10,206 - What about the other thing? 577 00:26:10,275 --> 00:26:13,862 - Well, you know, that's all yours too, 578 00:26:13,931 --> 00:26:17,965 but you might not be able to get it as much as you want, 579 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:23,000 since I go back to work this week. 580 00:26:23,068 --> 00:26:26,448 - See, I told you you didn't have nothing to worry about. 581 00:26:26,517 --> 00:26:29,689 - And as usual, you were right. 582 00:26:29,758 --> 00:26:32,034 - Good. 583 00:26:35,517 --> 00:26:38,206 What is all this? 584 00:26:38,275 --> 00:26:41,379 We gonna make a video for you to watch? 585 00:26:41,448 --> 00:26:42,827 - No, just a little something-something 586 00:26:42,896 --> 00:26:43,862 for my one and only. 587 00:26:43,931 --> 00:26:45,379 - And you finished the wall. 588 00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:46,862 Did you get help from Home Depot? 589 00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:49,758 - No, but I did get some help. 590 00:26:49,827 --> 00:26:53,379 - [laughs] 591 00:26:53,448 --> 00:26:56,172 Thank you, baby. Really? 592 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,172 - Oh, girl. You thought that was it? 593 00:26:59,241 --> 00:27:03,068 ♪ Tonight will be a special night ♪ 594 00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:07,103 ♪ No matter where we go ♪ 595 00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:10,758 ♪ And I'm so proud to be with you ♪ 596 00:27:10,827 --> 00:27:13,758 ♪ So proud to share your love ♪ 597 00:27:13,827 --> 00:27:15,034 ♪ You got me saying ♪ 598 00:27:15,103 --> 00:27:19,793 all: ♪ My-my-my, my-my-my-my ♪ 599 00:27:19,862 --> 00:27:23,965 ♪ You sure look good tonight, yeah ♪ 600 00:27:24,034 --> 00:27:27,379 - ♪ And, girl, you are so damn fine ♪ 601 00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:28,517 ♪ You got me saying ♪ 602 00:27:28,586 --> 00:27:30,793 ♪ My-my-my ♪ 603 00:27:30,862 --> 00:27:36,103 ♪ My, m-m-m-my ♪ 604 00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:41,034 ♪ Yeah ♪ 605 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,310 [funky music] 606 00:27:47,379 --> 00:27:49,379 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 607 00:27:49,448 --> 00:27:51,758 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 608 00:27:51,827 --> 00:27:53,724 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 609 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,103 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 610 00:28:04,379 --> 00:28:06,103 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 611 00:28:06,172 --> 00:28:08,620 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 612 00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:10,551 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 613 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,862 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 614 00:28:12,931 --> 00:28:14,689 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 615 00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:16,862 ♪ With a husband and kids ♪ 616 00:28:16,931 --> 00:28:19,931 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 617 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,206 ♪ And it's the Ms. Pat Show ♪ 618 00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:25,931 ♪ ♪